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Moore Christopher

Bloodsucking Fiends

Bloodsucking Fiends Оценка: 4.8 (17)
Genre: prose
Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that`s where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful, undead redhead walks through the door & and proceeds to rock Tommy`s life and afterlife in ways he never imagined possible.

A wildly original story of romance, lust, bloodlust, and blood loss from the author of Coyote Blue and Practical Demonkeeping.

'Goofy grotesqueries & wonderful & delicious & bloody funny & like a hip and youthful `Abbott and Costello Meet the Lugosis. 'љ San Francisco Chronicle

'Delightful & highly recommended & filled with oddball characters, clever dialogue and hilarious situations.'љ Library Journal

'Moore`s storytelling style is reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams.'љ Philadelphia Inquirer

'A series of bizarre misadventures that take place at breakneck speed in a variety of interesting locales. The dialogue is sharp and from the hip, the pace frenetic, and the situations tinged with a healthy dose of the supernatural & Moore is one of those rare writers who is laugh-out-loud funny.'љ Santa Barbara Independent
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  1. Bloodsucking Fiends A Love Story by Christopher Moore
  2. Acknowledgements
  3. Part I Fledgling
  4. Chapter 1 Death
  5. Chapter 2 Death Warmed Over
  6. Chapter 3 Oh Liquid Love
  7. Chapter 4 Blooms and the City of Burned Clutches
  8. Chapter 5 Undead and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
  9. Chapter 6 The Animals
  10. Chapter 7 Suitors
  11. Chapter 8 Dinner with the Vampire
  12. Chapter 9 He Knows If Youve Been Bad or Good, So Youd Better …
  13. Chapter 10 Walking, Talking, and Bumping in the Night
  14. Chapter 11 Lather, Rinse, Repent
  15. Chapter 12 Fashionably Doomed
  16. Chapter 13 To-Do List of the Fashionably Doomed
  17. Chapter 14 Two Losts Do Not Make a Found
  18. Part II Nesting
  19. Chapter 15 Learning the Licks
  20. Chapter 16 Heartwarming and UL-Approved
  21. Chapter 17 This Months Makeover: The Faces of Fear
  22. Chapter 18 Bugeater of the Barbary Coast
  23. Chapter 19 Judys Delicate Condition
  24. Chapter 20 Angel
  25. Chapter 21 Angel Dust
  26. Chapter 22 A Nod to the Queen of the Damned
  27. Chapter 23 Mom and Terrapin Pie
  28. Chapter 24 The Return of Breakfast
  29. Part III Hunters
  30. Chapter 25 All Dressed Up
  31. Chapter 26 At the End of the Night …
  32. Chapter 27 Bridging the Boredom
  33. Chapter 28 Is That a Blackjack in Your Pocket?
  34. Chapter 29 Paying Respects
  35. Chapter 30 Cops and Corpses
  36. Chapter 31 He Was an Ex-Con, She Was Defrosted …
  37. Chapter 32 All for One, and … Well, You Know
  38. Chapter 33 Ship of Fools
  39. Chapter 34 Hell Breaks Loose
  40. Chapter 35 Sculptures

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