BOOK THREE: UNORDNUNG

Believe not one word that is written in The Honest Book of Truth by Lord Omar nor any that be in Principia Discordia by Malaclypse the Younger; for all that is there contained are the most pernicious and deceptive truths.

–"Epistle to the Episkopi," The Dishonest Book of Lies, by Mordecai Malignatus, K.N.S.